Tuesday, August 29, 2006

um. what?

Oh sweet Jesus.


This guy has some serious fucking issues. Because, you know, what's creepier: the person who killed Jonbenet or the person who wishes he killed Jonbenet? Some of his quotes and ideas are equally creepy. The best part about the article is this:

Karr had made graphic claims in a series of emails about JonBenet's killing, describing sexual acts with her, her death and writing at one point that he envisioned Johnny Depp playing him in a movie about how he killed JonBenet.

Okay, first of all, Johnny Depp would probably kick your ass for saying this. And second of all, you wish, Creepy McFugface.




VS.




Lol no. Johnny Depp is not creepy enough to play this goob. Also, Johnny doesn't look like a corpse. And if Johnny Depp played him in a movie I think my soul may die a little because I love Johnny. No sir, Willy Wonka is as creepy as you are allowed to be.

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