You are pissing me off Mr. Take-the-Fast-Cart.
I do not go to Kroger because the motorized carts are the quickest in town (if I'd known you were gonna jump on one I'd of shopped at Super 1 today). I make groceries at Kroger because their cheap black trash bags are sturdy and their kitty litter is a bargain.
So get outta that scooter and walk... I command theeeeee!
* Why is it everyone else's groceries are more exciting than mine... I see store brand spaghetti sauce, ground turkery and bug spray in there...
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Maybe Charlie can get the new carts with massage seats and a stereo next time. He looks so comfrotable kicked back in that thing!
GF
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